best-of-memes:

So now my house is on fire what do I do ?

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

trophiehunters:

creature talks always end up with good screencaps 

hppybdy dnznwz

hppybdy dnznwz

how do i fill up that blue thing what help i dont

how do i fill up that blue thing what help i dont

spookykevin-pls:

please

kidgoldy:

what

Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?
Anonymous

swanjolras:

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay

kootraa:

Jordan and James

DID YOU MEAN GIANT FIVE YEAR OLDS (x)

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For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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animenutcase:

thelof9:

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I thought it was gonna be that bear song, but THIS IS EVEN BETTER.

amemait:

This is almost as good as look at all the fucks I don’t give Anakin.

mlgwhordan:

conspiracy theory with jordan ‘kootra’ mathewson

mlgwhordan:

conspiracy theory with jordan ‘kootra’ mathewson